Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation's Snack Food Purchases - The Onion (satire)

Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation's Snack Food Purchases - The Onion (satire)

The Onion (satire)

Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation's Snack Food Purchases The Onion (satire) ST. PAUL, MN—Identifying a clear preference for novelty above all other qualities, a report from the University of Minnesota released Friday found that morbid curiosity now accounts for 79 percent of the nation's snack food purchases. “Whether they're ...